With little else to say today, I will keep it simple:
JFTOTD: Floppy “The Flops” Kitty
JDCQOTD: “I got a bad case of the Molly Ringwalds today.”
To review the scores:
Amanda - 1 (such a loyal follower)
Everybody else - 0
Let the games begin.
June 30, 2005
Mini Homework Break
June 29, 2005
Inspired by Amanda
Not only will there be a jlou’s favorite thing of the day (to be refered to simply as JFTOTD from now on), but there will also be a jlou’s Dawson’s Creek quote of the day (JDCQOTD). I put a lot of thought into this. On the one had, I don’t want to look like a lame teeny-bopper stuck in the 1990’s. On the other hand, it’s a wonderful show.
So now for the first ever JDCQOTD:
“Hang on Dawson, its gonna be a bumpy life.”
(Bonus points to the first person that can give me the episode this is from and the character that said it. Episode name not required, story description will do.)
Follow-up to the Critically Acclaimed Post #1
Snaps to Amanda, who I half expect to make a single appearance on this blog, call herself my best friend, and never return. As a reward, I shall start by explaining Butt Paste. It seems I will have to do some research on this considering that I’m not even completely sure what it is myself. I have seen it in stores before, but I will not be seen dead examining a tub of something named that. Apparently, it is officially used for diaper rash and other skin irritations. Unofficially, it is a product that upsets me by being available for purchase online while my favorite product, Target Baby Bath, is nowhere to be found online (or in the store either, for that matter). Damn you, Butt Paste. Who named you? And what would make them think that name was acceptable? Any future kid of mine will go rashy before I buy that product.
You’ll all be happy to know that I have been conducting blog research. Namely, I have searched to answer the following questions:
1. What is it that makes Wil Wheaton’s blog so popular?
2. What makes any blogger think anybody wants to ready anything they have to say?
3. What makes me think anybody wants to read anything I have to say?
So far, I have reached the following conclusions, respectively:
1. Wil Wheaton can actually write. I would tell you more about that, but I was too distracted by his photo and trying to figure out how Wesley Crusher turned out looking like that (Yes, I did read the quote that went something like, “Fuck all you people that still think of me as Wesley Crusher. Get over it.” Sorry Wil, but that’s easier said than done. Even when I’m watching Stand By Me, I’m thinking, “There’s that cute boy that grows up to be Beverly and Jack’s son”). I can refer you to an expert on the subject of the big W.W. should you desire more information.
2. Who knows? I browsed through a random assortment of blogs and came across one seemingly dedicated to some lady’s menstral flow, one that was a guide to home safes, and one about heart attacks. Wow. This was all in a row, mind you. Guess how many combined comments there were. Not a one. So I’ve already beat all of them. Ha. And thank you to my loyal commentors for helping me to feel unjustifiably superior.
3. Nothing.
You can be sure I’ll take these things into consideration through my blogger career.
And now for a little something I like to call jlou’s favorite thing of the day: Tortilla Chips!!!
June 25, 2005
Intro.
In deleting the default blog message on this thing, it seems to be necessary to write my first entry in an attempt to not have this thing look like a giant error page. I am now quite worried by what seems to be a lack of a spell check. It’s gonna be rough reading here on out, kids.