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If you see me and I have white lips, fear not - I did not return to my trusty tube of white, coconut flavored lipstick. I simply purchased what I believe to be super old lip balm. I just felt the need to explain that.

Matt Damon agreed to this?

Today on NPR the guy with the name I never remember interviewed Nora Ephron, who was on to promote her new book I Feel Bad About My Neck. She explained how people go years without really thinking of or appreciating their necks until one day the look in the mirror, and there it is: Old Person Neck. Let it be know that, starting today, I will give thanks for my neck. It may be freakishly long, but I will be proud if it until I too am forced to wear turtlenecks to disguise my OPN.