No matter how hard I try, 75% of the time I have the same hairstyle as David Spade.
March 28, 2007
March 14, 2007
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March 9, 2007
Because it’s been forever since I really posted anything, I start I’d get back into it with an short update of what I am and am not into these days.
Things I’ve Recently Decided I Don’t Like:
1.) eXtreme sports - I don’t care if you can ride one of those little bikes. I don’t care what you jump off of or how fast you go while doing it. You may think you’re cool, and maybe you are, but it’s not because of this. (Further lameness points earned if you wear a helmet but have the strap dangling well below your chin.)
2.) Musicals - I liked them alright until about my 11th birthday when I suddenly realized that people never really break into song and dance. Then they just seemed weird. Now they just seem annoying.
Things I Still Don’t Like:
1.) Water - I’m trying hard not to be one of those obnoxious people that are strangely proud of not being able to do things that normal people can do, but whatever. I don’t swim, and that’s that. I don’t like water. I don’t see myself liking it in the future. I don’t look good wet or in a bathing suit. Unless I somehow become ridiculously rich and can afford a personal swimming teacher (strict confidentiality a requirement, of course) and private pool access, I just don’t see me ever swimming. I’m okay with that.
2.) I.M. spelling - Including but not limited to ‘nite’, ‘thanx’, ‘kewl’, and any word that can be represented by a single letter. This also applies to pop song titles (r u listening, Usher? Prince?)
Things I Recently Decided I Like:
1.) NPR - As long as they aren’t talking about the city, you can’t beat WNYC. Once they start in about some decidedly NYC topic, I’m suicidal…or homicidal…or both. No wonder so many seemingly normal people find themselves in trouble in Law & Order.
2.) Woody Allen movies - Even the crappier ones are better than 90% of other movies out there. I just try to forget about his personal life when I watch them. I have noticed almost all of them list the cast in alphabetical order. Do you think that’s just his sneaky way of always getting his name listed first? I have my suspicions.
Things I Still Like:
1.) Diet Coke - It’s still the best soda ever. Period.
2.) Loveline - Is it weird that I listen to hours of it every day? Is it weird that I sing along to the ‘Germany or Florida?’ song every time they play it? I hope not. And even if it is, I don’t care. I love it.