Does anybody else sometimes snap into consciousness only to think “Wow, this is an interesting development.”? Like today, I suddenly looked down to see this:
Yep, that’s me in my pjs making a pouch out of my shirt so i could take jelly beans back to my desk. And yes, I did customize that assortment from all those bags at my feet. It’s not that I didn’t know I was doing it, it’s just that it didn’t seem quite so strange when I started.
Still, I think this is better than the time I caught myself putting a cookie in my pocket for later.
I saw this headline yesterday and thought “Cat food isn’t that expensive.”
Sometimes I’m not sure about my career choice. Like when it’s 10 pm, and I run my code only to see this:
Hey program, are you sure you can’t muster up an error message? Maybe a line number? Nope? Just a question mark? Wow, thanks for being so descriptive.
I’m not just into junk food and American Idol. Sometimes I do grownup things like go see Barack Obama speak. See..
Can you tell it’s him? You might just have to trust me on this.
Perhaps you’ll remember my recent love affair with one of Scarlett Johnasson’s new songs. Well, her full album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, just came out. I’m not going to lie. I was pretty excited. That was, until I heard track one which sounded very much like they gave her a horn and told her to blow for 2 minutes. At that point I got worried. While I still stand beside my love of her version of Falling Down, I’m going to have to unassociate myself from the rest of the album, as I find it to be (for lack of a more ladylike term) steaming crap. Sorry, ScarJo. If you care to hear for yourself, the whole thing is up on free napster.
I was doing a little research on Cool Whip today (Why? Because I love it. That’s why.) and discovered that Cool Whip is now available in spray can form! I’ve rarely been so excited.
Did anybody else catch Little David do an enthusiastic fist in the air at the end of the group song last night?! I haven’t felt this powerful since I asked McDonald’s to put the Filet-o-Fish on the dollar menu and then it happened. (And then it went away, but that’s not the point.)
Soy Milk: Kinda gross.
Chocolate Milk: I’m not sure adults are supposed to drink it.
Chocolate Soy Milk: It’s like a chocolate Slim-Fast! And chocolate Slim-Fasts are like my favorite form of chocolate!
P.S. I’m going to hand this post over to one of my elementary school teaching friends. Perhaps their 1st graders can fix it up in d.o.l.
For those of you who have not heard me bitch about this repeatedly, possibly my least favorite thing IN THE WORLD right now is music on web sites. I don’t want to hear your crappy music people! Imagine my disgust when I logged into MySpace this morning and was greeted with this little gem from MySpace Tom (disgust with myself for logging into MySpace will be covered some other time):
We’ve just launched MySpace Karaoke, where you can sing & record your favorite songs to put on your profile! All you need is a mic, speakers!
I’m just going to make this known - Should any of my friends put me through such an injustice as having to listen to them sing when I view their profile A. I will remove that buddy from my list and B. I will kick said buddy firmly in the shins next time I see them. Twice.
Craig has a new favorite drink - a drink with flavor elements I haven’t tasted since accepting that keg cup at a Sigma Nu party - a drink so foul that the store feels the need to issue a warning.
